Lesson: what not to do on Myspace.com
a "getting to know you email":
Hey! How are you? My name is Edward. I am a fun fit and handsome although you have to be the judge of that as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You can see a pic of me on my profile. Anyway, I am a doctor and am coming to san francisco for a medical conference the weekend of 2/9. I will be staying at a nice hotel and would hate to be all alone. You sound nice and I'd love to get to know you better. For starters, how are you with massages?
yours truly,
edward
That's a lesson for more then just MySpace.
Posted by
Max |
7:46 AM, January 30, 2007
He made a big mistake--he led right off with the massages. I usually start with "nail buffing" and move upwards from there.
Posted by
Greg |
10:30 AM, January 30, 2007
Holey smokes. He fkn noobed that up.
I am visioning Edward to be big and very hairy, and in general, rather an all round surprising person.
Gees I must have noobed it too (your'e not in myspace friends list).
SirNoobsalot (kiss4cuddles)
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:56 AM, January 31, 2007
I know from personal experience the "nice guy, gentlemanly get to know you through emails, friendster messages, and myspace comment portraiture, and then flipping out in emails only to appologise in IM" approach doesn't work either.
The man who can win your heart needs to write a book.....but then it won't sell because he will have already won, so he will write it in the same manner that old martial arts masters propagated their styles. By leaving out the best techniques for himself. So the first couple of guys who buy it and try to use it will ultimately fail and then go back to Amazon and leave bad reviews on your man's book page. But it won't matter because that was his whole point. (what a bastard!)
This comment will self destruct in..........5, 4, :)
Posted by
Brian |
10:05 AM, January 31, 2007
Now THAT was freakin funny Brian. Thanks for starting my day off with a smile.
Kiss4Cuddles, are you SURE you ain't on my FL? Send me a new request. Maybe I thought you were a band. I hate those million band requests I get since the Snocore promotion I did with Myspace at EVB.
Posted by
Kat Hunter |
11:59 AM, January 31, 2007
Hehehe, I've gotten one with someone "new in town" who wanted to stay in my garage or something. o.O
Posted by
Calistah |
9:59 AM, February 05, 2007
I am ashamed for mankind. Everyone knows that to get the ladies you can't front with fancy words and name-dropped professions. You just have to deliever the goods. That's why every online community I am a part of has been flooded with nudie pics of myself.
That and the fact that I am incredibly self centered.
Posted by
TheSwP |
10:35 PM, March 16, 2007