Mystery arrest in finger case
kathunter: the wendy's finger lady has been arrested for grand theft
seanbaby: Awesome.
seanbaby: In relation to the finger incident?
kathunter: one sec - I could not tell from the short news segment, let me check online
kathunter:Here
kathunter: A Clark County Detention Center official said Ayala was booked Thursday night as a fugitive from San Jose.
Family friend Ken Bono said officers raided the home around 9 p.m. and caught Ayala alone as she was watching "Meet the Fockers" on video.
"I had just left to get some soda at the store, and when I came back she was gone and there were cars from the (Las Vegas and San Jose) police," said Bono, 23, who lives with Ayala. "They said it for grand theft or something."
kathunter: what awesome news reporter included the DVD she was watching
kathunter: as if the Fockers told something about her personality
seanbaby: "Woman with pedestrian sense of humor lives depressing life."
kathunter: like those kids who committed suicide while listening to megadeath
seanbaby: Well that's important because Megadeath makes you commit suicide.
seanbaby: That's science fact.
kathunter: and the fockers promote cannibalism?
seanbaby: At the very least.
As a side note, I am totally irritated that it is currently impossible to watch the news without hearing a reference to eating fingers, but Wendy's is trying to make it up to me. According to the article...
"On Thursday, Wendy's announced it would offer free Frosty shakes to all Bay Area customers this weekend as a show of goodwill and commitment in the wake of its investigation.
seanbaby: Awesome.
seanbaby: In relation to the finger incident?
kathunter: one sec - I could not tell from the short news segment, let me check online
kathunter:Here
kathunter: A Clark County Detention Center official said Ayala was booked Thursday night as a fugitive from San Jose.
Family friend Ken Bono said officers raided the home around 9 p.m. and caught Ayala alone as she was watching "Meet the Fockers" on video.
"I had just left to get some soda at the store, and when I came back she was gone and there were cars from the (Las Vegas and San Jose) police," said Bono, 23, who lives with Ayala. "They said it for grand theft or something."
kathunter: what awesome news reporter included the DVD she was watching
kathunter: as if the Fockers told something about her personality
seanbaby: "Woman with pedestrian sense of humor lives depressing life."
kathunter: like those kids who committed suicide while listening to megadeath
seanbaby: Well that's important because Megadeath makes you commit suicide.
seanbaby: That's science fact.
kathunter: and the fockers promote cannibalism?
seanbaby: At the very least.
As a side note, I am totally irritated that it is currently impossible to watch the news without hearing a reference to eating fingers, but Wendy's is trying to make it up to me. According to the article...
"On Thursday, Wendy's announced it would offer free Frosty shakes to all Bay Area customers this weekend as a show of goodwill and commitment in the wake of its investigation.
You've got a funny homeboy there, Ms. Hunter.
Listening to Megadeath DOES cause suicide. I commited suicide after listening to "Peace Sells..." nonstop when it came out. Yes, it's true.
I killed my own eardrums.
I was resurrected in the 90's as a fan of the seattle "grunge" sound. Killed off the rest of me in that period.
Now all I listen to is Yani.
-During this whole "finger-lickin'" incident, I believed she planted the finger. It just seemed so nonsensical. How could a finger get lost in the big Wendy's chilli vat without somebody - specifically, the person who lost their effin' finger -
raising a stink about it?
The whole thing's bullshit as far as I'm concerned. I hope she gets the chair. ;)
And the frosty is the most vile shake creation known to man.....I LOVE IT!
-Brian
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:53 AM, April 22, 2005
Hmmm... the cynic in me wonders what new body part will be found in one of the free Frosty shakes...
(and for the record, listening to Megadeth only induces suicide when you bang you head too close to the kitchen table during "Skull Beneath the Skin" )
Posted by
mrdeath |
7:47 PM, April 23, 2005
This reminded me of that scene in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle where good ol' Anthony Anderson was letting them in on a special "secret" being included in the food.
Yeesh. I can't trust anyone in the fast food industry.
Posted by
The DCD |
10:42 AM, April 24, 2005
Where did you find it? Interesting read »
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Anonymous |
3:05 AM, February 05, 2007