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Saturday, April 30, 2005 

Guy Snaps Arm Practicing Splinter Cell Move

This is just awesome.
"A guy is claiming that he and a pal were practicing the Tomoe Nage move on the long jump track at his school. The move, made popular in the latest Splinter Cell game, involved one guy lying on his back and then hurling his friend over his head, with the use of his legs, like a human missle."
[via: Kotaku]

10:02 PM |

*blink* Human stupidity at its finest! :)

Posted by Anonymous Binary | 9:20 AM, May 01, 2005   

I'm really tempted to laugh at this... but then I remember the time I managed to slice my forehead open while playing Space Channel 5 and I quickly shut my mouth.

And I wish I was making that up.

Posted by Anonymous VitaminH | 9:52 AM, May 01, 2005   

I can still remember the time that I threw a controller at the wall, it bounced off and hit me in the stomach. I was so busy laughing I didn't even notice the pain.

Posted by Anonymous TheDCD | 10:42 AM, May 01, 2005   

Submit snarky caption here:

Splinter Cell: Darwin Theory.

He didn't kill himself, so he's not a true Darwin Award winner....

....but give him time, he'll do something spectacularly stupid soon enough.


I remember doing stupid shit like this when I was young.....like the time I jumped off of the roof of the veranda of my house and did a tuck and roll.....because I wanted to be a stunt man when I grew up. I was lucky I didn't break anything.

Posted by Blogger Brian | 10:48 AM, May 01, 2005   

That's not pain...during a training session in Tae Kwon Do, I was paired up with a newbie and we were practicing takedowns. I had a feeling I should have worn my cup that day, but went against my instincts. Wouldn't you know it, the newbie kneed me right in the groin HARD.

Posted by Blogger STEEL ONIMUSHA | 1:06 PM, May 01, 2005   

Had a similar experience steel, except instead of a knee it was with an oak bo staff. *tears up just remembering that pain*

Would have to say though the dumbest thing I've ever done was when I was young I climbed about 15-20 feet up into this tree and fell to the ground into a thorn bush (not those small thorns either, the inch long ones). Looked like a rabid, man-eating beaver got a hold of me!

Posted by Anonymous Binary | 1:28 PM, May 01, 2005   

LOL...brings back memories...

When I first learned Tomoe Nage, I was 15 & the guy I was paired up with was 270+ pounds. The lession I was suppose to learn was that to throw someone that big, you have to get his momentum going in the direction of the throw & but I decide to "muscle" him instead. Sure enough, I wasn't strong enough to kick him over, so the fucker fell straight down on top of me...

Posted by Blogger mrdeath | 9:15 PM, May 01, 2005   

I think that was his arm's way of saying, "I don't want to be attached to such a pussy."

Posted by Blogger Seanbaby | 3:05 AM, May 03, 2005   

Bludy nOObs
His bone was pokin out through the skin afterwards.
Man... why don't people take pictures when things like this happen?
I always take pictures of my bloody wounds. Not impressed.
Kisses4Cuddles

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | 5:16 AM, May 03, 2005   

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