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"In an unofficial statement, Larry Probst said, 'Well, we really feel it was a good deal for us. I mean, we have a quite a few titles that feature God in them, such as Populus, Black and White, and even The Sims, just to name a few. We felt that it was in our best interests to get the exclusive on Him before anyone else had the chance to snap Him up.'
The contract is speculated to hold God to an exclusive five year deal with EA, including using His likeness on box art, marketing, and especially His Voice of God for trailers and previews to the song of twenty five billion a year for five years. 'Everyone knows we have more money than God,' Probst proclaimed, 'we just figured we should leverage that and grab God while we still could.'
'Well, I thought it was a great deal at the time, I mean, five years is only a blink of an eye for me, but I have to admit that I had my doubts at first,' God said in an interview. 'I'm looking at it from the perspective that at least this way I can make sure everyone at EA gets Sunday off.'"
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game girl advance]
Wow, lo and behold on the sabbath, GOD rested and gave his copyright approval
Posted by
STEEL ONIMUSHA |
9:54 AM, April 21, 2005
What about Jesus? Did Majesco get his rights?
Posted by
The DCD |
10:14 AM, April 21, 2005
LOL.
That's some fine satire.
"'I'm looking at it from the perspective that at least this way I can make sure everyone at EA gets Sunday off.'"
Yeah, like g-d has any pull with the executive types. He'll be toiling away with the rest of the developer slaves on Sundays.
And 1.25 trillion for his deal!!??!! Why does EA always throw money and sweet deals at celebrities, when it's the developers that make it happen?
So wrong.....
-Brian
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:50 PM, April 21, 2005
hmmm, sold out?
Time to make a psyho game than.
Posted by
psyho case |
10:24 AM, April 24, 2005