My funny Valentine
So my boy has a close friend with my same name which is a disaster for Outlook. Trust me, I barely escaped a very embarrassing email sent to the wrong person last week thank to a magic trick. However, tonight as I get ready for my Valentine's date, I get this email...
To: Kathleen
From: someone
You and *** having a hot date tonight?
Kat and I are going out at 7 or so for some spaghetti, then we're going to a **** place and *** in love and romance.
I should be on Halo late, later. Want to play with me?
He is PLANNING on playing Halo after the date? I must not do my God-given job as a woman.
My response:
kathunter: I am running late
kathunter: and you sent me Kat's email
kathunter: and shame on you for saying you were playing halo tonight
afriend: Oops.
I am ok with that. Truth is I this week is crazy busy as it is...
Fine, so I am leveling up my Undead Warlock. Speaking of which, my friend Bentllama at Bungie is playing on Burning Legion (as well as BCA, w00t! can't snipe me now mother fucker) and he promised to send a guild invite. The guild goes by the name of "Pants". When Bentllama asked if I could join, the response was...
"Cool, we get a Frag Doll in our Pants"
This day only get's better and better.
To: Kathleen
From: someone
You and *** having a hot date tonight?
Kat and I are going out at 7 or so for some spaghetti, then we're going to a **** place and *** in love and romance.
I should be on Halo late, later. Want to play with me?
He is PLANNING on playing Halo after the date? I must not do my God-given job as a woman.
My response:
kathunter: I am running late
kathunter: and you sent me Kat's email
kathunter: and shame on you for saying you were playing halo tonight
afriend: Oops.
I am ok with that. Truth is I this week is crazy busy as it is...
Fine, so I am leveling up my Undead Warlock. Speaking of which, my friend Bentllama at Bungie is playing on Burning Legion (as well as BCA, w00t! can't snipe me now mother fucker) and he promised to send a guild invite. The guild goes by the name of "Pants". When Bentllama asked if I could join, the response was...
"Cool, we get a Frag Doll in our Pants"
This day only get's better and better.

Heh, this someone is a lucky person to have someone as understanding as yourself. I think I know this person, and if I am right, I'll remind him about... maybe later tonight on Halo.
Posted by
psyho case |
8:34 PM, February 14, 2005
actually, he puts up with a lot of shit from me so I am the lucky one. I am a crappy girlfriend.
Posted by
Kat Hunter |
9:21 AM, February 15, 2005
Kat, I can't see you as a crappy girlfriend...not unless he crossed you during that 'special' time every month.
Posted by
STEEL ONIMUSHA |
9:35 AM, February 15, 2005
Crappy, naw, I wouldn't think that. And did i just say "naw"?
Anyways, hope your hot date wen't well!
Posted by
psyho case |
11:23 AM, February 15, 2005
You're a great girlfriend, you hot hottie. You should see how many times Seanbaby Hunter is written out on my Trapper Keeper.
Posted by
Seanbaby |
3:40 AM, February 18, 2005
In the famous words of Paris Hilton "that's Hawt! you two are Hawt!"
Remember, I am a master of the kazoo, I'll play at the wedding free of charge *whips out kazoo and starts playing Unchained Melody*
Posted by
STEEL ONIMUSHA |
8:27 AM, February 18, 2005
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Posted by
Kat Hunter |
6:36 PM, February 18, 2005
What I wouldn't give to have my day calendar kept in a Trapper Keeper.
Posted by
Kat Hunter |
6:37 PM, February 18, 2005
Howdy! It's Kat #2 (aka the intended recipient of the misfired email). I hope it is generally understood that the invite to late night halo was merely the guise under which Mr. Sweety emailed me to let me know he was planning such romance with you, Kat #1. He knows now that he need not use such thin veneers to talk about how excited he gets to do mushy happy things with you :)
Somebody is twitterpated-- I shant say who.
-kat #2
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:10 PM, February 18, 2005
More like World of SNOREcraft am I rite.
j/k
*still bitter after spilling aple cider all over his expensive Alienware laptop and having to send it back.
Posted by
Anim8rJB |
2:58 PM, February 23, 2005