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Monday, December 13, 2004 

eBay item 8132264772 - Out of Control PS2

"When I first got this Playstation 2, we shared the sacred bond that only a man and his Playstation 2 can have. It ran all my games and played all my porn DVDs. I spent hours with it every night, playing and watching, watching and playing. But then it happened: I got a new job, had a new kid, and bought an XBOX. I didn’t have the time to spend with the PS2 anymore. And that’s when things started to go downhill."
[via lesigh

I find it thoroughly amusing that the orifice used by the PS2 to smoke and talk on its cell phone is also the same orifice it uses to fire its gun.

I find the word 'orifice' thoroughly amusing.

My NES is a whore. God damn it.

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