eBay item 8132264772 - Out of Control PS2
"When I first got this Playstation 2, we shared the sacred bond that only a man and his Playstation 2 can have. It ran all my games and played all my porn DVDs. I spent hours with it every night, playing and watching, watching and playing. But then it happened: I got a new job, had a new kid, and bought an XBOX. I didn’t have the time to spend with the PS2 anymore. And that’s when things started to go downhill."[via lesigh

I find it thoroughly amusing that the orifice used by the PS2 to smoke and talk on its cell phone is also the same orifice it uses to fire its gun.
Posted by
Huang-sensei |
2:17 AM, December 13, 2004
I find the word 'orifice' thoroughly amusing.
Posted by
Kat Hunter |
3:02 AM, December 13, 2004
My NES is a whore. God damn it.
Posted by
Robert, the DCD |
11:57 PM, December 14, 2004